A little play on the movie quote. As far as being afraid of goats, mine are the sweetest beings ever and I love them to death. But my oldest son was trampled at the zoo once when we made the mistake of getting feed for them on a slow day when he was young. He's not a fan, and even as an adult, is more than a little aprehensive around goats. They can be pushy and obnoxious, for sure, but generally goats are sweethearts.
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. 
.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size